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May 11th, 2009
03:44 pm - Thirteen is not so unlucky
I love Garfield. Dude, he is so awesome.
I always wanted a cat named Garfield. We had a cat when I was growing up, well dude, my parents still have her. But she was more like a Nermal.
Did you know Nermal is a dude? True story!
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May 6th, 2009
11:44 pm - Twelve-o-rama!
I got my face painted like a cat and dude, it's awesome.
Now I don't want to go to sleep at all because it will smudge and dude, that would suck.
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April 27th, 2009
10:15 am - Eleventy!
I love Charlie the Unicorn and now there's Charlie the Unicorn 3 and that's awesome!!!!
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April 17th, 2009
10:56 am - TenTenTenTen
Keyboard Cat is my new favourite thing ever.
Play him off, Keyboard Cat!!
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April 16th, 2009
10:15 am - -------Nine!--------
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
It's a riddle, dudes!!
And Googling is, like, cheating, dudes!!
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March 26th, 2009
02:15 pm - Eight-O!
So, dude, I was at the grocery store last night, because I wanted to get some stuff, because I was really in the mood for cheetos and cookies and stuff.
And there was this woman there, this older woman and she was totally talking to the fruits and vegetables. It was hilarious. She told me some of the canteloupes were her sons.
Canteloupe's a funny word, dude.
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March 20th, 2009
10:25 pm - SEVEN(teen)
Dudes, seventeen is like, the same as sixteen. Or so far anyway.
And someone said happy birthday to that girl Gretchen, which means we have the same birthday. So happy birthday birthday buddy! Dude!
The 'rentals sent the Simpsons DVDs I didn't already have and some candy and then some more candy. And Loki and Stripes leashes cause I totally forgot to bring them with me and sometimes I need them. Dude.
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March 17th, 2009
05:04 pm - Six is almost Sex
Dudes, I was totally making cereal this morning and left it on the table to find some juice and when I came back there was a spider surfing on a Cheerio!!
I rescued it before she drown. So dudes, if you see a spider in the kitchen, her name is Charlotte. She might make a web in the corner of the room.
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March 1st, 2009
04:17 pm - Five alive
Dude, the other day I dropped a chair on my toe and I wasn't wearing shoes, or socks. And it turned all purple and blue. And today my toenail fell off. It was awesome.
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February 24th, 2009
03:41 pm - Quatro!
Dude, you know what is awesome? Rocko's Modern Life. Man. I am totally watching some right now. I used to watch the reruns when I was little. And dude, it's still awesome. More awesome. Dude!
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February 18th, 2009
09:04 pm - Three to get ready!!
JUSTIN, LOOK AT THIS!!
Llamas are awesome. Fuzzy! Dude.
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February 10th, 2009
01:29 pm - Two!
Dude, my roommate is like, in love with my underwear or something.
Not that I totally blame him. They have goldfish on them. Awesome.
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February 4th, 2009
01:20 pm - Numero Uno!!
I sometimes think it would be cool to have a chipmunk. Because then I could be all "Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin'. You owe me a new acorn".
Not that chipmunks really talk like that or anything. It would be awesome if they did.
Edit: Oh hi, I'm Mason, I'm new.
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January 24th, 2009
05:05 pm - 00 // Profile
( Profile of Mason Evans )
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